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Old 11-16-2004, 04:51 PM   #1
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Hey, everyone is misirable (including myself)

Let's post funny jokes and share them with the rest of the forum!

I don't know any goood ones, but If you do, reply and post 'em in!


This should hopefully be funny and fun.
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Old 11-16-2004, 04:53 PM   #2
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I would but mine are way too dirty for the younger members around here. :P
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:07 PM   #3
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Hey, Can't recognise you without your avatar Slayer!!

I've got one

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself right after you saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:32 PM   #4
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He He. Very funny!
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Old 11-16-2004, 07:26 PM   #5
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hahahaha nice!
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Old 11-17-2004, 10:47 AM   #6
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lol thats a good one
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what's brown and sticky?













a stick!
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sorry
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Old 02-12-2005, 11:05 PM   #10
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lmao
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