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Old 06-03-2005, 05:54 PM   #1
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Post funny jokes you may have heard here. Here are 22 things that you shouldn't say to a cop when he pulls you over:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

8. Bad cop! No donut!

9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on COPS?

12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

14. I pay your salary!

15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around - that's how far ahead of me they are.

19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.

22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
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Old 06-03-2005, 06:28 PM   #2
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Someone has been stopped way too many times,lol
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Old 06-03-2005, 06:37 PM   #3
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Someone has been stopped way too many times,lol
If you're reffering to me, well, I can't drive.

I got these from another forum.
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hahaha, those are great, I would find some more but I can't be botherd becuase its half twelve at night, should be in bed
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I wish i could still find an e-mail I got which I printed about things you dont want to hear while in surgery...hehe it was funny. I'll try and find it

haha its 1:14am here...i'm up...should be in bed too really...
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http://www.lotsofjokes.com that site has tons of jokes like that and others too.
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I read some jokes on that site. They were really stupid.
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Its pretty funny. I like the thread where it lists 100's of random facts.
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Nice find, but I've heard most of these jokes.
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