Did you hear about when Carl and Earl went fishing?
While fishing they were drinking beer and Earl says to Carl
"I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me for six months."
and Carl says " Earl you better think about it.
Women like that are hard to find.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plains.
When they stop for a break, Tonto jumps off his horse and puts his head to the ground.
A few seconds later he says "Buffalo come!"
"Wow. How do you know that?" replies the Lone Ranger.
"Ear stuck to ground"
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - -