lol thats a good joke.....here let me try:
a native in a tribe was clled onestone because he had one testicle
he got mad at the tribe for clling him that and said "if anyone calls me onestone again i will kill them"
so no one calls him onestone for years then in bar a girl named bluebird said:
"hi onestone" so he grabs her and drags her out to the forest and makes love to her all day and all night and the next morning she dies from exhaustion
then about 2 years later her sister,yellow bird,says "hi onestone" so he grabs her and drags her out to the forest and makes love to her all day and all night and all the next day but she wont die.the moral of this story
you cant kill two birds with onestone