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Old 11-29-2006, 11:25 AM   #1
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An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the chief.

The chief says to the cowboy, "You going die, but we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. At sundown third day, you die. What first wish?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the back. The horse takes off.

Two hours later, the horse comesback with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy.

The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man... only think one thing."

The second day, the chief says, "What wish today?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the back.

Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.

The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man going die tomorrow ... can only think one thing."

The last day comes, and the chief says, "This last wish, white man. What want?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it!

P-O-S-S-E!"
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Old 11-29-2006, 11:31 AM   #2
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dont get the last part.
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Old 11-29-2006, 11:36 AM   #3
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What??? how not lol
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Old 11-29-2006, 11:41 AM   #4
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no i do get it but what is a posse?
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Old 11-29-2006, 11:50 AM   #5
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pos·se (ps) Pronunciation Key Audio pronunciation of "posse" [P]
n.

1. A group of people summoned by a sheriff to aid in law enforcement.
2. A search party.
3. A gang involved in crimes such as running guns and illegal narcotics trafficking.
4. Slang. A group of friends or associates.
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Old 11-29-2006, 11:50 AM   #6
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im lost : D Not ur best 1 raffaz
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Old 11-29-2006, 12:18 PM   #7
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It's a good joke. But if it has to get explained then it stops being funny.
The horse is misunderstanding what the cowboy is saying to him.
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Old 11-29-2006, 12:18 PM   #8
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Yeah...I'm lost here. I was okay until the very end.
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lol, none of the other guys get it?!
It was funny, nothing that would make me rofl, but definitely made me smile.
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Old 11-29-2006, 12:21 PM   #10
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Alvino you have a PM.
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