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Old 05-17-2003, 02:41 PM   #1
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I heard a pretty funny joke the other day on the radio. It goes:
'Why did the chicken cross the road? Let's ask that question to various political figures...
Terik Aziz says: The chicken did not cross the road. We do not even have a chicken.
Colin Powell says: Here on the left of the screen, you can clearly see the chicken crossing the road.
George Bush says: We do not know or care whether the chicken crossed the road. All we want to know is if the chicken is on our side of the road or not - is it for us or against us? There is no middle ground.
Tony Blair says: I agree with George Bush on this matter.'
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Old 05-17-2003, 02:45 PM   #2
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I also heard some funny things they put on packets of food:
On a tin of tuna: 'May contain fish'
On a bag of crisps: 'Suitable for indoor or outdoor use only'
On a ready-made casserole: 'Contents may become hot when heated'
And, one I personally found on the bottom of a ready-made meal: 'Do not tip upside-down'
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Old 05-17-2003, 03:15 PM   #3
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Rather amusing.
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hmmm charming
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Old 06-02-2003, 11:11 AM   #6
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If you like funny food stuff, go to Japan. If you can't be bothered, follow this link to a great site I found: Engrish.com
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