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Old 02-16-2007, 05:51 PM   #1
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Talking Its not what you think

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.

Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself


And if any of ya thought it was something else go wash ya minds!!
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:54 PM   #2
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I thought it was something else... lol
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Old 02-16-2007, 06:17 PM   #3
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Yeah, apparently i was off topic
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Old 02-16-2007, 06:21 PM   #4
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hahahahaha im laughing out loud.... i have a dirty mind indeed haha. i knew it would be something else though but thats just what i first thought :P
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Old 02-16-2007, 09:06 PM   #5
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Lol, I certanily thought it was something else, I love the jokes at the moment, what's your source Raffaz
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Old 02-16-2007, 09:16 PM   #6
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Raffaz has tons of Jokes to share haha
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Old 02-16-2007, 09:24 PM   #7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raffaz
Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.

Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself


And if any of ya thought it was something else go wash ya minds!!

I had a feeling it was something like a window, I was aiming at something in the bathroom.
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Old 02-16-2007, 09:26 PM   #8
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in the bathroom whilst they were in bed? .. how would that work dude lol
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in the bathroom whilst they were in bed? .. how would that work dude lol

Having the spouse get something in the bathroom...lol
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Old 02-16-2007, 09:30 PM   #10
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hmm i spose so lol. i didnt know what else to think. i was too busy having dogey thoughts lol :O
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