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Old 02-15-2008, 03:44 AM   #1
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Default IRC Quotes.

*Language Warning*

http://www.bash.org/?random

Mad Website.

<njeue> fuck, i got shit on my undies
<njeue> fuck, wrong window
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<crazycaleb> cmon ham youre one of my favorites
<Hamzifer> favorites?
<Hamzifer> I dunno if i'm that 'important'.
<crazycaleb> your name makes me think of hamtaro, that might be why
<Hamzifer> ..your a sick little man.
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<MootSux> I found a way to irc from work
<MootSux> Mootar 1, productivity 0.
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<Chad> Seriously, I should kick your nuts so hard that they shoot to the roof of your mouth
<Chad> That should be a familiar taste for you!
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<wesleymason> The handwriting on these card envelopes look like they've been written by a retarded 6yr old Basque speaker who's learnt English off a box Engrish-translated Japanese sweets.
<wesleymason> In a hurry.
<wesleymason> During a storm.
<wesleymason> At night.

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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

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<born1986> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this shit always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that shit out tha window

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<born1986> OMG i fuckin did it!!!
<born1986> FUCK!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass>
<born1986> FUCK SHIT FUCK
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

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<born1986> shit
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass>
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that fucking disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

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<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:17 PM   #2
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lol some of these are hilarious...specially the cd drive one
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:24 PM   #3
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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
lmao...
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:11 PM   #4
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LOL Maybe you should have tried to censor the cusswords just a tad......
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Old 02-15-2008, 04:11 PM   #5
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lol the cd drive one
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