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Old 12-13-2006, 02:30 PM   #1
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Red face I slept with an orange because im a pimp and your jealous

pick the month you were born in
1 - I banged
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I licked
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - your mom
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a bisexual
09 - a jew
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a ninja
15 - a pickle
16 - paris hilton
17 - the kool-aid man
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a stripper
22 - a easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because im awesome like that

Thats mine, lets see what other funny ones we get
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:33 PM   #2
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Default Re: I slept with an orange because im a pimp and your jealous

I needed the Kool-Aid man because I'm beatiful.

WTF? lol
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:35 PM   #3
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Default Re: I slept with an orange because im a pimp and your jealous

weird lol
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:36 PM   #4
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Default Re: I slept with an orange because im a pimp and your jealous

I killed a dog because thats how i roll

umm... doesn't seem to be too accurate since I love dogs.
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:39 PM   #5
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Default Re: I slept with an orange because im a pimp and your jealous

I need a condom because I'm a pimp and your jealous
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:40 PM   #6
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I slept with a jew because im sexy
WTF!
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I raped a pickle because that's how I roll

lol wtf? I'm more of a tree molester
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Default Re: I slept with an orange because im a pimp and your jealous

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I raped a pickle because that's how I roll
I guess we can call that desperate.
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:49 PM   #9
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I raped a pickle because that's how I roll

lol wtf? I'm more of a tree molester
LOL! That's like number 1 so far
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:50 PM   #10
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Indeed
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