How do I talk to a girl who I have never spoken to in my life?

[Ahyoka]

The easiest way to meet someone is to just start talking, a simple "hey, how's it going?" and a smile go along way.

So put some freakin' hair on your peaches and talk to the chick the next time you see her.

 

[sanka]

go straight for the tits.

girls love that.

 

[rohan23]

Don't forget to compliment her on her vagina. Chicks dig that.

 

[Szat]

Anal on first date is a must!

 

[rohan23]

Anal on first date is a must!

I thought it was bondage?

 

[dude_se]

wow some interesting replies.
simply tell her:
"you know the rules ... and so do i"
"you know the game and we're, gonna play it!"

works every time!

 

[bullzi]

You stop being a pussy, that's how.

That my friend, is going in my signature, funniest shit i've heard all day.

But yea, seriously man, if we tell you to say hi, and she says something back, we can't write a script for you. It's something you just figure out, if you don't have the balls to do it yourself, you don't deserve her, it's that simple.

 

[superman22x]

So did you try any of our techniques yet?

 

[Prodigy146]

Go to a party that you know shes going to and put a roofie (i.e Flunitrazepam) in her cup

And there you go sonny, get that v-core!

 

[Rubber314Chicken]

inb4 hes arrested for rape.