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Old 04-26-2007, 04:51 PM   #41
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Masturbate into it.
damm my sides are still sore now posting this
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Old 04-26-2007, 04:53 PM   #42
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put oil in your water cooling system
shove wet cement in your fans
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Old 04-26-2007, 04:55 PM   #43
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ooh i know byt cola in your water cooling , and instead of thermal paste how about tooth paste on your cpu
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Old 04-26-2007, 04:57 PM   #44
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Delete 'system idle process' - thats always a good one!
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Old 04-26-2007, 04:57 PM   #45
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chewing gum where your cmos battery goes

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create the antimatter of the computer and combine the matter of the original computer with the antimatter of the newly created computer together and they will destroy themselves in a certainly cataclysmic event.
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Pff, might as well use some sparklers. I mean a bottlerocket, come on!
It did say firecrackers. We also used blackcats or something.
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Old 04-26-2007, 08:04 PM   #49
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give it to my sister.
she has a laptop and at one point i did a scan on it and it said that there were 40,000 viruses.
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Old 04-26-2007, 08:17 PM   #50
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I say C4,
Looks like a pretty effective way.
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