lol nice!! haha that reminds me of back in elementary school when we all used to torment the bus driver with a similar poem. It goes a little something like this:
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.
Mom in the whore house, Dad smoking grass,
I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I saw a big d***,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick!
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a moment, the f***er had fell.
He filled up our stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber d*** for my brother the queer.
He rose out the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!
He cursed and he swore as he rose out of sight,
"PISS ON YOU ALL AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT!"
that was a poem that I learned 10 years ago and I still have it memorized to this day. Obviously not as long as the other one but I thought it would still be good for a laugh.
the mixx say's funny but blunt..