I have really weird stalker at my school. It happens to be a girl. She will randomly come up to me at school and constantly tries to insult me. I end up telling her to go away everyday, nicely at first, then as blunt as possible since she wont go away. And it ends up in the usual ritual of her kicking me in the b*lls. I happened to say 5 letter word after she me hit in the b*lls today and she clocked me behind the head 5 minutes later and I almost blacked out (shes very manly strong). My friends say this is getting ridiculous but I cant really do anything mostly because shes a chick even though she's stalking me and pounding the crap outta me and I enough cant do anything about it.
Diglett get off that chair! You'll scare the neighbors because that doesn't make sense.