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Old 02-28-2005, 04:31 PM   #1
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Smile Have you ever wondered...

I got this in an email from my friend. Most of these I've heard already though...

*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

*Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a
hen's butt looked edible?

*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp which no decent human being would eat?

*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

*Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

*Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?

*Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

*What do you call male ballerinas?

*Why ARE Trix only for kids?

*If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't
he just buy dinner?

*Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?

*If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?

*If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he
still wrong?

*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

*Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

*Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

*Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

*Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars
in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

*What really happened to Michael Jackson?
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Very funny!
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer got me thinkin. Untill this day, i never realized that. I ran to my fridge and freeze to see that your right.
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a real quick off topic change...does my newbie status go away the more posts i make?
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a real quick off topic change...does my newbie status go away the more posts i make?
Yes, it does.
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hmm...i guess i'll make some more posts then
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Very funny!
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HAHAHA. They are hilarious. If Quiz's are Quizical then Tests are Testicals.
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i guess so huh? so why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?..another timeless question. oh oh and where in the story does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
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*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
because the bulb would get frost on it, and would't be affecive anyway.
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