Have a look at my new Song!

[Lord Kalthorn]

Notes on Song:
Microsoft in Corus is pronounced Mike Rowe Soft (like Brit ann ia)
If you don't know the tune and have RealPlayer - http://acc6.its.brooklyn.cuny.edu/~phalsall/sounds/lno972.ra
or
If you want a MIDI file - http://acc6.its.brooklyn.cuny.edu/~phalsall/sounds/rulebritannia.mid

but these two are not very good and if I were you to get the full feeling of the Microsoft Song you should actually download 'Rule Britannia' but you will never find all the verses in song! But you must know the tune!

When Microsoft first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the Bill Gates' Brain,
Arose, arose, arose from out the Bill Gates Brain.
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang the strain.

Rule Microsoft!
Microsoft rule the World.
Mac-Folk always, always, always shall be slaves.

The nations not so blest as thee,
Must in their turn to tyrants fall,
Must in their turn, must in their turn,
To tyrants fall,
While Microsoft shall flourish,
Shall flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.

Rule Microsoft!
Microsoft rule the World.
Mac-Folk always, always, always shall be slaves.

Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful for each Linux-Folk.
More dreadful, more dreadful
For each Linux-Folk.
As the loud blast that tears the skies,
Serves but to root thy native oak.

Rule Microsoft!
Microsoft rule the World.
Mac-Folk always, always, always shall be slaves.

Two Puny tyrants ne'er shall tame,
All their attempts to bend thee down,
All their attempts, all their attempts
To bend thee down,
Will but arouse thy generous flame.
But work their woe and thy renown.

Rule Microsoft!
Microsoft rule the World.
Mac-Folk always, always, always shall be slaves.

To thee belongs the rural reign,
Thy Windows shall with commerce shine,
Thy Office shall, thy Windows shall
With commerce shine.
All thine shall be the subject main,
And every shore it circles thine.

Rule Microsoft!
Microsoft rule the World.
Mac-Folk always, always, always shall be slaves.

The muses still, with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy GUI repair,
Shall to thy happy GUI,
Thy happy GUI repair,
Best GUI of beauty,
With matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.

Rule Microsoft!
Microsoft rule the World!
Mac-Folk always! always! always! shall be slaves!

How do you like my song?

 

[David Lindon]

Very interesting.

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

Lol! Its very amazing if you ask me! It incorporates everything that it needs too! It as Action, Adventure, Romance, Comedy! It would sell like Wild-Fire with Bill Gates Singing it!