Got this in an email today.....enjoy!
There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man, the other a nude woman.They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,When one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a singlegesture,brings the two to life.The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through aHundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given lifeforthirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind theshrubbery.The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and gigglingensues. After approximately fifteen minutes, the two return, out ofbreath and laughing.The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you
care to do it again?"He asks her, "Shall we?"She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you sh*t on its head."
When all else fails...Ham Radio!
I still have the same old HP DV9700T laptop I've had for years...still kickin'