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Old 06-13-2005, 02:37 PM   #1
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Default The Guys Rules..

Got this in an email...


1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:38 PM   #2
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Haha i havent hear somet as good as that for ages ... lol
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:42 PM   #3
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"1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down."

That makes alot of sense! I wouldn't tell a girl friend that though...
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:44 PM   #4
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lol i dont think that i would either they may think that i am a little bit stupid lol
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:52 PM   #5
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Its true though isn't it. Thats the one that I liked the most There always saying to put it down, but are we right in thinking they should then after using it, put it up?
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:55 PM   #6
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yeh well i am likely to be thinking about it and then saying it ...lol stupid me again.
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:58 PM   #7
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I wouldn't I would try and forget about it if I were you Steven11 Or say it jokily...see what she says...
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Old 06-13-2005, 03:00 PM   #8
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hmm i will try it on soon..lol
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Old 06-13-2005, 03:04 PM   #9
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Okay If you get like...thrown out the door....don't blaim me, okay?

Hehe, this ones funny too:

"1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!"
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i wont blame you il say someone posted on cf and then ahh il ghet eaten whole
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