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Old 01-07-2007, 05:08 AM   #1
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Default God said

God Said, "Adam, I Want you to do

Something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him.

Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?" !

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."

Adam said, "What is a hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"

Adam said, "What's a cave?"

After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman.

Adam said, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." !

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said

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YOUR GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!!


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"What's a headache?"
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Old 01-07-2007, 06:37 AM   #2
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Default Re: God said

a great joke, but I've heard it many times before.
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Old 01-07-2007, 02:26 PM   #3
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ROFL! Hahahaha, nice one!
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Old 01-07-2007, 02:45 PM   #4
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Lol, quality joke. Very good!
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Old 01-07-2007, 02:46 PM   #5
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Lol!
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never heard that one, thats good lol. clasic though
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Old 01-07-2007, 03:53 PM   #7
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i dont get it...lol
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Old 01-07-2007, 03:56 PM   #8
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peter, when a girl gets pregnant, she has vomiting and headaches.
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peter, when a girl gets pregnant, she has vomiting and headaches.
Ha ha i see you dont get it either lol. Its taking the piss out of girls who sometimes use a headache as an excuse to get out of sex. Think about it, god just sent him over the hill to reproduce, so adam would have to be some boy to get her pregnant already.
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peter, when a girl gets pregnant, she has vomiting and headaches.
hahahhahaha, I guess you guys are too young to understand this kinda stuff.
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