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Old 03-06-2009, 06:34 PM   #1
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Default Giving 100%....(warning, some language)

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Mathematics

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?



What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?



Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?



We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.



How about achieving 103%?



What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top.
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Old 03-06-2009, 06:53 PM   #2
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nice!
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I received in a forwarded e-mail once but still very funny and very true!
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lol nice, but i've seen a couple of times
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very true in English. I never read. I just BS everything.

And in math. I get the answers and BS the work.... its not that I can't do it, its just I don't want to.
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that made my day thank you sir.
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