Half Evil
Golden Master
- Messages
- 16,076
Umm......there are things girls can do that computers can't do no matter how fast or expensive they are.....
'Nuff said....
Even the ugly ones can do things the best computers cant
HAHAHGirls Vs. Performance Computers
- Thread starter rohan23
- Start date
Even the ugly ones can do things the best computers cant
HAHAH
Prodigy146
Fully Optimized
- Messages
- 1,751
well im pussy whipped so.. unless antec develops a tight moist hole included with there cases ill always want to spend more time with my gf.
JogaBonito1502
Guru
- Messages
- 7,841
- Location
- U.S.
That's kind of gross. You're pretty much saying that you would do your computer if it were attractive enough...
Tru dat!....Even the ugly ones can do things the best computers cant
Holysky
Fully Optimized
- Messages
- 3,692
but does that make them PERFORM better?
JogaBonito1502
Guru
- Messages
- 7,841
- Location
- U.S.
I guess breast implants would be more like an nVidia Trade-Up program...you can make them perform better by just doing it you know. It would be the equivalent of every time you turn on your computer you get a permanent 0.5% overclock.
JogaBonito1502
Guru
- Messages
- 7,841
- Location
- U.S.
Hahhaha...no computer will ever compare to a "counterpart girl". These analogies aren't even fair to the women.
Rubber314Chicken
Golden Master
- Messages
- 5,574
Math homework has been done for ages without computers. Same with everything else. I don't think the same can be said for girls.
I'd take an insane gaming rig for my old girlfriend.
1) Computers don't require you spend so much money on them.
2) They can get you more than what you spend on them. (Overclocking)
3) Most of them are pretty hot! (Pun Intended)
4) They never argue with you.
5) The majority of parts come with a warranty. A girl doesn't.
6) Computers are easier to upgrade.
7) You can always get a computer that's way out of your league with some money. You can't do that legally with girls.
8) Don't have to remember their birthdays.
9) No fights, just a quick BSOD and you can restart to a new leaf.
10) Computers give you thousands of hours of satisfaction anytime you please. Where a girl will only if you're lucky.
1) Computers don't require you spend so much money on them.
2) They can get you more than what you spend on them. (Overclocking)
3) Most of them are pretty hot! (Pun Intended)
4) They never argue with you.
5) The majority of parts come with a warranty. A girl doesn't.
6) Computers are easier to upgrade.
7) You can always get a computer that's way out of your league with some money. You can't do that legally with girls.
8) Don't have to remember their birthdays.
9) No fights, just a quick BSOD and you can restart to a new leaf.
10) Computers give you thousands of hours of satisfaction anytime you please. Where a girl will only if you're lucky.
