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Old 02-23-2007, 03:48 AM   #1
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Talking Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the ‘uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
“A Troubled User”
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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

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Old 02-23-2007, 04:05 AM   #2
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:22 AM   #3
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Instead of the helicopter, just please explain why "ROFL"?, Raffaz is obviously serious about his concern, the situation he is in, it can seem very real to him, I've been in a very similar situation myself, & it can make you very anxious, I know, I've been there myself, it's no use telling him that it's "just a game" either.
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If I understand you correctly, ROFL=rolling on floor laughing. Some people say "roflcopter" in response to something funny. Another one is "lolerskates".
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:56 AM   #5
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If I understand you correctly, ROFL=rolling on floor laughing. Some people say "roflcopter" in response to something funny. Another one is "lolerskates".
I know what ROFL means, so I put two & two together about the 'copter.
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Old 02-23-2007, 06:02 AM   #6
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Its a joke mate
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Pwnt?
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http://]http://www.urbandictionary.c...erm=roflcopter

That may help a little.
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Its a joke mate
I know that mate thanks, I was explaining that you were serious, & he seemed to be taking the p**, I was defending you.
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:00 AM   #10
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Fair enough, i just dont understand what you think im being serious about, thats all
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