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Old 11-06-2005, 10:56 PM   #1
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Just thought that I would share this joke with you guys.

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:
'Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?'
The man below says: 'Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.'

'You must work in Information Technology' says the balloonist.

'I do' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well' says the balloonist, 'Everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone.'

The man below says, 'You must work in business.'

'I do' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault.'
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Old 11-06-2005, 11:08 PM   #2
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haha thats a good one =D
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Old 11-06-2005, 11:36 PM   #3
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lol
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Old 11-06-2005, 11:39 PM   #4
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That's pretty good..
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Old 11-06-2005, 11:51 PM   #5
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Haha, that's good. Very nice!
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Old 11-07-2005, 12:33 AM   #6
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I found it quite funny myself. Glad you guys like it.
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Old 11-07-2005, 12:45 AM   #7
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I'd rather said its true sometimes... LOL
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Old 11-07-2005, 01:06 AM   #8
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So true. That's management for you...Unfortunately, I'm a Business Administration major.
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hahaha niiice one
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Old 11-07-2005, 05:13 PM   #10
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Hahhah. Thats just the sort of thing they would say too!
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