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Old 12-18-2006, 01:23 PM   #1
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This debate by no means is serious, nor really a debate....

I was asked to make a debate about the Christmas season, not wanting it to be about plotical correctness or the differences between Muslims and Christians or anything serious I made it about Santa Clause, however decided to condemn him.

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Santa Clause is not a wonderful person he is a terrible symbol for the children of todayís world. He is obese and violates the Labor laws of today.

Santa clause is obese, and with the obesity rate of todayís children itís a crime to promote obesity. He consumes far too much milk and cookies every Christmas, and does not even work it off.

Santa clause violates human rights; the proof is on almost every single Christmas present we receive from Santa clause. It says MADE IN CHINA, when in fact this is a lie, and is actually made by Chinese workers under inhuman conditions in the North Pole. He uses his elves to recruit new workers.

The world community must stop such human rights violations, and remove the image of the fat jolly man from childrenís minds. For children aspire to look as their role models, and becoming obese should not be a goal of any child.

Recognizes: That Santa clause being obese, does not promote a healthy diet among todayís young children

Condemns: Santa Clause inhuman labor regulations, and violations.

Calls upon the world community to demand Santa clause to lose some weight, and promote a healthy life style.

Demands: That Santa clause stops all human rights violations.

Recommends: Santa Clause go back to using elves for his labor as they are designed to do this type of labor.

Warns: If Santa Clause does not comply with this resolution, the UN will be forced to fire the current Santa Clause, and hire a new one who will not abuse people, and not be as obese

Gives: 24 hours for Santa clause to recognize and accept his terms.
I'm looking for any good points/grammar corrections. Remember I don't want this to be serious but more to get the chuckle out of people.
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Old 12-18-2006, 01:44 PM   #2
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"Santa Clause is not a wonderful person he is a terrible symbol"
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Thank you very much.
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Old 12-18-2006, 02:05 PM   #4
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no problemo
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Old 12-18-2006, 03:44 PM   #5
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Google Guru why must you drag a argument into a completely different and unrelated thread?
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Old 12-19-2006, 04:19 AM   #7
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elves = little people...
chinese = ...

ahhh, forget it, there is no need for racist slurs here...


Everyone knows that coca cola invented santa claus (in the current incarnation), yes?

well it's clearly obvious that santa got obese, (and probably diabetic) through drink lots of regular coke, not through milk and cookies...


as pointless as the whole debate does sound,
it's a good point that santa perhaps is a child #1 ideal of a great person, and he also happens to be unhealthy eating also personified...




just to add to the debate. (cause you mentioned christians and muslims)...

does anyone else notice how crap society is, in the world there are five major religions, christianity is actually the ibggest religion on in the world.

other faith mark their special occasions with thanking the lord, praising the lord, and going through so kind of hardship to make devotion.
(e.g. pilgrimmages, or fasting etc).

christianity marks it's major religious events with over indulgence and eating.

going through the year, first we have easter.
easter actually starts sometime in february, where we eat shed loads of pancakes.
then comes easter, where we eat loads of easter chocolates, probably in egg or bunny shape.

next is advent, where we have calendars filled so that we get at least one piece of chocolate each day, then comes christmas, which is a festival that seems to involve eating and drikning as much as humanly possible. (and it was like that before christmas was ever conmercialised as well!!!

does anyone else think that christianity is a bit of a sell out to the masses type religion that has ammassed so many followers through being the easiest path?
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Hey! I'm chinese!

Haha, whatevers.
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:59 AM   #9
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WTf is all this about ranting on Santa? Chirstmas is supposed to be joyful, relaxed and family gathering. Nothing to be talking about stuff about why this and why that.
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When I liked Santa...



After I decided I didn't like Santa...




look what Santa does to peoples mind....
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