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Old 06-03-2005, 09:16 AM   #1
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A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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Old 06-03-2005, 10:10 AM   #2
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haw haw! that's great man... who hoo...
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Old 06-03-2005, 10:14 AM   #3
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LMAO, always excellent jokes for you

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Old 06-03-2005, 10:55 AM   #4
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Thanks.... I have plenty more also.
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:15 AM   #5
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LOL, anything else to brighten a dreary morning?
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LOL, thats great
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Old 06-03-2005, 12:58 PM   #7
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looking forward to Saturdays joke
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Old 06-03-2005, 01:31 PM   #8
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Great!
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hahaha, thats a good one, keep 'em coming
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Old 06-03-2005, 02:19 PM   #10
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thats a nice joke lol oh yeah bye the way dont ask cobra to tell you any jokes he never finishes them lol!!!
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