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Old 12-15-2009, 11:48 PM   #1
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Default A few generalizations from different car forums

A few generalizations from different car forums:

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

SRTforums
- SRT's are the gods of the street, why do people still laugh at us? They're not neons!!

Audi A4 2.8 V6 Forum:
- So..... yah...... we're ALL getting like 18-22mpg still..... right guys? Okay, yup.... just checkin!

VW GTI forum:
- #$&^%* its not a golf!

Cavalier forums:
- cut my springs and added 16 inch rims (pics)

Sunfire forums:
- cavalier are so ghey, they are pieces of crap (pics)

MR2 forums:
- guy told me my ferrari looked like crap (pics)

AE86 forums:
- got a ticket for drifting how to fight it?

Spyder Forums:
- does my hair move in the wind to much? (pics)

DSM forums:
- got a 12.9 right before it broke!

G35 forums:
- raced a Mclaren last night and beat him , foreals!

350Z forums:
- some douche in a g35 tried to race me

Skyline forums:
- got my new skyline, drives like my old maxima!(pics)

3000gt forums:
- need help on how to change tire, car to heavy for floor jack

Jeep forums:
- rolled trying to flex new suspension (pics)

Hyundai forum:
- some ******* in a jeep rolled over ontop of my car (pics)

Supra forums:
- broke the land speed record in my town! (pics)

Streetbike forums:
- wind noise at 200mph, how to keep it quiet?

stuntbike forums:
- ran from the ghettobird, flipped off cop (pics)

Seat forums:
- que?

M3 forums:
- a gay guy hit on me, should i punch him or invite him over?

Mercedes forums:
- help with armrest refrigerator.. not cooling enough!

Austin Martin forums:
- why the f^&* is my three hundred thousand dollar car have Ford escort door handles! suing!
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Old 12-16-2009, 01:04 AM   #2
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Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
THE BEST! lol
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Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start
win, good find man +1
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Default Re: A few generalizations from different car forums

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Jeep forums:
- rolled trying to flex new suspension (pics)

Hyundai forum:
- some ******* in a jeep rolled over ontop of my car (pics)
Ahahahahahahahaha
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Old, but still funny.
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Default Re: A few generalizations from different car forums

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me

Might be my favorite.
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A few generalizations from different car forums:
Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.
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Hahah, they are all brilliant but this one is the best!

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Haha.....nice!

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Default Re: A few generalizations from different car forums

Jeep forums:
- rolled trying to flex new suspension (pics)


SO true! Lol
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