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Old 06-05-2008, 12:56 AM   #1
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Default A Farewell to Hillary

That's it. It's over. No more smear TV campaigns, no more ruining the democratic party, no more lies about "gunfire" in Bosnia, and no more ridiculous lies about the popular vote. No more Bill, no more assassination comments, no more

Yes, unless you've been stuck in a hole for the past two days, you probably know--it's over. Barack Obama has won the nomination for the Democratic Party.

I'd like to thank, God, MTV, my moms, and anything with an IQ over 90.

The nation can rejoice.

More beautifully written:

Dear Hillary:
What happened? No really, what the fuck just happened to you? I can't for the life of me figure out how a once-promising presidential campaign -- a sure thing for Pete's sake -- turned into a pathetic embarrassment? You've had such a head start in this quest to occupy the Oval Office. I mean, literally, you and Bill have been planning it since at least January 1993 when he became president. Was there a more plausible, natural, inevitable scenario than you following in his larger-than-life footsteps? And Chelsea after you? The Clinton Dynasty. Has such a regal ring to it, doesn't it?

But then 2008 rolled around and something terrible happened. Both you and Bill lost that famous mojo. It started in Iowa, where you were all but certain to win. Everyone, including yourself, anointed you the Queen of the Ball before the dance even began. And then you lost. Some inexperienced kid named Barack Obama came out of nowhere and stole your thunder. And then you sat down and cried. In front of the cameras, and the good folks of New Hampshire felt sorry and gave you their state. And just like that The Comeback Twins came back yet again. Never count out a Clinton, huh?. Ahh, but then came February. Damn February. The junior Senator from Illinois, that pesky Kid, won big on Super Tuesday -- despite your pickups in NY, NJ, CA and a few others -- and later in the month racked up an impressive string of eleven consecutive wins. Ouch. That's when the chorus of "Hillary Should Quit" calls officially began. But you'd have nothing of the sort. This was a battle, and you were in it till then end. And we admired you for it.

March was much kinder to you, as was April and May. You won big key swing states like Ohio and Pennsylvania, and trounced The Kid in Appalachia. You even managed to obtain more delegates and popular votes in these three months than The Kid. But the "Hillary Should Quit" calls kept coming, weighing you down and casting an ominous cloud over your campaign. The endorsements kept going to Obama too (Richardson, Edwards, etc) and the superdelegates began to flow to your opponent in anything but a trickle, until he had more of them than you. Many even started to desert you, switching their allegiance. But you pressed on. Even with Bill out there accused of playing the race card and pissing off as many people as he once impressed, especially in the black community. To many, perhaps the "first black president" wasn't so black after all.

Then there were the many boneheaded comments you made. You remember, like the time you basically said that while you and the GOP's presumptive nominee, Sen. John McCain, were tough enough and experienced enough to be commander-in-chief, Obama merely had "a speech." Didn't you realize how that irresponsible blunder would come back to haunt the party in November? Or how about the one where you told everyone that the "hard-working whites" won't vote for Obama. Honestly, Hill, with all those fancy degrees and years of elite lawyering, didn't you realize that some things were meant to be privately thought but not publicly voiced? And so the "Hillary Should Quit" calls continued unabated. Yet we were still in your corner.

You vowed to stay in the race and fight until the very last American exercised his or her inalienable right to vote. You vowed to fight for women everywhere. To be a role model for young girls. To show them that women can be just as tough, just as resilient, just as determined, just as ambitious and just as successful as a man. Your campaign was no longer merely about becoming president. It became a lesson for the history books. A paradigm-changing feminist movement. And we applauded your determination and stuck by you.

You parsed and nuanced and molded the process to fit your end-goal of ultimately snagging the nomination from the grip of The Kid by convincing the superdelegates that you had the better narrative. That you were the more electable candidate. Since neither you or The Kid would end the campaign with enough pledged delegates to win, in an effort to make your case even more compelling, you threw as much shit up on the wall as you possibly could in the desperate hope that something would stick, ie that you had more popular votes; that we should re-seat Michigan and Florida's delegates; that only you could win back the Reagan Democrats. At this point, while we continued to support you, we grew a little leery of your motives and a tad weary of your disingenuousness.

No matter how many "Hillary Should Quit" cries we heard, we still believed in you and went along for the ride, no matter how bumpy. We defended you wherever and whenever we could. Like Bill, we made excuses for you, and chalked up your blind ambition and your regrettable gaffes to long days, late nights and the general stress of the campaign trail. We vowed to support your valiant fight till the end, right along with you, no matter how taxing it became.

And then the unthinkable occurred. When asked last week by South Dakota's Sioux Falls Argus Leader newspaper about all this "Hillary Should Quit" nonsense, you said: "My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. You know I just, I don't understand it." Jeez, Hillary, are you out of your fucking mind? Even if you didn't mean it, to suggest that as a justification to stay in the race, Obama could be assassinated before the primary season is over, is perhaps the most shocking, shameful, morally reprehensible thing you could have possibly ever said. How could you? Do you realize that with that one comment you threw away whatever shot you may have had to fulfill your dream of convincing, brainwashing and/or bullying the super D's into handing you the nomination? How could you implode like that? It was a despicable act of desperation and, quite frankly, it was pathetic. With that one reckless opportunistic blunder you not only threw away the campaign, but your legacy as well. A once valiant warrior, you are now just a sad footnote in history. An embarrassment. I suspect you will never recover politically from your monumentally insensitive RFK comment, made in the very same week that Massachusetts Sen. Ted Kennedy was diagnosed with a deadly brain tumor.

And so I can no longer support this destructive campaign of yours. It's time for me to say "Hillary Should Quit." You have taken your insatiable hunger for the presidency too far. You've let so many of us down. You will not be president. You will not be vice president. It's time to step aside and let the Democratic Party and the nation heal, ultimately with Obama as our nominee and hopefully our president as well. It's time for something different. You just convinced me that America needs more than politics as usual, especially your kind. I am so disappointed, Hillary.


So, how happy is everyone? And who should be Obama's VP?
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:59 AM   #2
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i will always miss her beautiful ass

such a shame
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I know... I got drunk and rejoiced last night
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Barack is just a black male version on Hillary. He just says things nicer, and beats around the bush. Barack has nothing good to bring to anyone except poor people. This is stuipid and the only reason these poor people can live off the rich is because of people like Obama and Hillary....

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Barack is just a black male version on Hillary. He just says things nicer, and beats around the bush. Barack has nothing good to bring to anyone except poor people. This is stuipid and the only reason these poor people can live off the rich is because of people like Obama and Hillary....

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Obama may truly be what the US needs to turn it around. And the poor / lower class is who needs the help right now!
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Barack is just a black male version on Hillary. He just says things nicer, and beats around the bush. Barack has nothing good to bring to anyone except poor people. This is stuipid and the only reason these poor people can live off the rich is because of people like Obama and Hillary....

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That's inredbly elitist. These "poor people" are the driving force of our currently faltering economy.
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Yes sir.

And OMG, Thelis just showed me the original thread back in 2005 that you posted in about the kid that tried to make his PCI-E 7800GTX fit into a PCI slot... so he cutt off one of the bands... AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
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Barack is just a black male version on Hillary. He just says things nicer, and beats around the bush. Barack has nothing good to bring to anyone except poor people. This is stuipid and the only reason these poor people can live off the rich is because of people like Obama and Hillary....

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That has to be one of the most asinine, elitist, and snobbish comments I've ever read in the almost 4 years I've been on this forum. You should be ashamed if you call yourself an American citizen.

No wonder so many other countries hate us.

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That's inredbly elitist. These "poor people" are the driving force of our currently faltering economy.
Agreed.
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Pretty much what alvino said.
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its a good thing shes gone though woman are getting too many rights..
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