Go Back   Computer Forums > Welcome To Computer Forums .org > Social Lounge | Off Topic
Click Here to Login
Join Computer forums Today


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 04-01-2008, 07:53 PM   #1
Guru
 
JogaBonito1502's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: U.S.
Posts: 7,841
Default Family Guy Quotes

I don't know how many of you watch Family Guy, but I just got back into it. I love discussing Family Guy quotes, so if you've got a good one post it here and share with the rest of CF.

Here's my favorite (can't remember exactly how it goes idk if it's Stewie or Brian. Thanks to Celegorm. He cleared it up for me):

Brian: Peter you're fat!
Peter: No I'm not...
Brian: Yes you are! You have your own gravitational force...
*A TV and an apple start orbiting peter*
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...

Scientifically speaking everyone has their own gravitational force, it's just not strong enough to attract objects into orbits, but nonetheless this is hilarious.
__________________

JogaBonito1502 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 07:58 PM   #2
Golden Master
 
mark thorpe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 7,366
Send a message via MSN to mark thorpe Send a message via Yahoo to mark thorpe
Default Re: Family Guy Quotes

classic

__________________

mark thorpe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 08:17 PM   #3
Guru
 
JogaBonito1502's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: U.S.
Posts: 7,841
Default Re: Family Guy Quotes

Quote:
Originally Posted by mark thorpe View Post
Ha! That's a great one...

I was trying to find the Episode: Peter's 2 Dads. Its 5x10. It has a hilarious scene that depicts them (Peter and his dad) talking while drunk. I couldn't find a good video clip of it though...I'll keep looking.
JogaBonito1502 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 08:22 PM   #4
Golden Master
 
mark thorpe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 7,366
Send a message via MSN to mark thorpe Send a message via Yahoo to mark thorpe
Default Re: Family Guy Quotes

family guy is the reason i love my iphone so much... whole of series 4 on there
mark thorpe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 08:22 PM   #5
Site Team
 
celegorm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 10,713
Send a message via AIM to celegorm
Default Re: Family Guy Quotes

Quote:
Originally Posted by JogaBonito1502 View Post
I don't know how many of you watch Family Guy, but I just got back into it. I love discussing Family Guy quotes, so if you've got a good one post it here and share with the rest of CF.

Here's my favorite (can't remember exactly how it goes idk if it's Stewie or Brian):

Stewie: Peter you're fat!
Peter: No I'm not...
Stewie: Yes you are! You have your own gravitational force...
*A TV and an apple start orbiting peter*
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...

Scientifically speaking everyone has their own gravitational force, it's just not strong enough to attract objects into orbits, but nonetheless this is hilarious.

That was brian, not stewie.
__________________
"as a fanboy i refuse to admit it and will pull countless things out of my butt to disprove it"

Team Thelegorm! Total Kills: 21 (i iz in uor profile, editsing your sigz)
celegorm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 08:26 PM   #6
Guru
 
JogaBonito1502's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: U.S.
Posts: 7,841
Default Re: Family Guy Quotes

Oh ok thanks. I couldn't remember. I'll fix it.
JogaBonito1502 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 08:27 PM   #7
Golden Master
 
Rubber314Chicken's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 5,574
Send a message via AIM to Rubber314Chicken
Default Re: Family Guy Quotes

Best one was at the museum when peter was a kid, and the one where peter says he knows what to do....

Peter(kid): Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night


Peter: I know what do do guys, I read it in a book one
Brian: Are you sure it was a book, are you sure it wasn't nothing?!?!?!?!?!?
Peter: Oh yeah.
__________________
AMD Athlon 64X2 4200+, 2 GB ram, 2 TB HDD, Ubuntu+SAMBA ♫ Lenovo T410, i5@ 2.4 GHz, 4 GB ram, 7
Rubber314Chicken is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 08:30 PM   #8
Guru
 
JogaBonito1502's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: U.S.
Posts: 7,841
Default Re: Family Guy Quotes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rubber314Chicken View Post
Best one was at the museum when peter was a kid, and the one where peter says he knows what to do....

Peter(kid): Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night


Peter: I know what do do guys, I read it in a book one
Brian: Are you sure it was a book, are you sure it wasn't nothing?!?!?!?!?!?
Peter: Oh yeah.
Lol. I like the one where:

Louis: Peter, you should teach Stewie how to use the poddy. Maybe you two could bond.
Peter: Bond....James Bond.

lol its one of the all-time best.



JogaBonito1502 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 08:44 PM   #9
Site Team
 
celegorm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 10,713
Send a message via AIM to celegorm
Default Re: Family Guy Quotes

This owns all

__________________
"as a fanboy i refuse to admit it and will pull countless things out of my butt to disprove it"

Team Thelegorm! Total Kills: 21 (i iz in uor profile, editsing your sigz)
celegorm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 10:34 PM   #10
Golden Master
 
mammikoura's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 7,459
Send a message via MSN to mammikoura
Default Re: Family Guy Quotes

Quote:
Originally Posted by JogaBonito1502 View Post
I was trying to find the Episode: Peter's 2 Dads. Its 5x10. It has a hilarious scene that depicts them (Peter and his dad) talking while drunk. I couldn't find a good video clip of it though...I'll keep looking.
that scene was awesome!
But Stewie is definitely the best character, he is so damn funny.
__________________

__________________
0_o
mammikoura is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:59 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0