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Old 01-05-2009, 06:37 PM   #31
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Simply pull off a Capacitor from the motherboard,That'll kill it EASY.
/start a fire

Wouldn't his mom find it weird that soon as she agreed on giving him more for hardware, his computer just "HAPPENS" to fail?
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:37 PM   #32
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get a job and pay for it yourself?

or just pull a connector out and say to her its not working..

sledgehammer and a couple of stellas would work though
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:45 PM   #33
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Wouldn't his mom find it weird that soon as she agreed on giving him more for hardware, his computer just "HAPPENS" to fail?
Not really,Either the PSU Will switch off the PC Or it will switch on and not post.
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:51 PM   #34
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Not really,Either the PSU Will switch off the PC Or it will switch on and not post.
I thought the older power supplies didn't have that voltage regulation thing in them.
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:56 PM   #35
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And Back by popular demand:

Put the Ram in backwards (did this once and almost burn meh comp)
Put an intel chip in an amd socket
vice versa
Tie it to a car and drag it along at 60mph on a private/rural road
Tie it to a bike and ride through rugged terrain
replace the fan with blades from a blender and throw fruit/vegetables inside through the fan
skateboard down a asphalt hill on the motherboard with friends dragging you
play Frisbee with the motherboard
Use motherboard as target practice against buddies
Use motherboard as shield in paintball
Use motherboard as lightning rod grounded by the ram and computer case
Download lots and lots and LOTS of porn
Press the power button rapidly
Replace thermal paste with bubble gum
Wear some wool and rub ur feet on carpet and touch everything on the mobo
Put it under a vacuum cleaner for an hour
Take up karate
Take 2 mobos and smah them together pretending their action figures fighting while making immature noises
Pry out the ram without removing the side pins :0
Fold your keyboard
Cut power wires and connect random ones with other random ones
Pour paint inside the computer
Kill it with an arterial spray of blood
Use it as cannon fodder
Use it as a dart board

If all else fails turn it on pour lighter fluid on the comp while running intensive games/apps and see how long the screen lasts till it shuts off and dies in burning glory
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Put the Ram in backwards (did this once and almost burn meh comp)
Put an intel chip in an amd socket
vice versa

Download lots and lots and LOTS of porn
Ram is made so you can only put it in one way because of the notch in the middle of it. One section of contacts has more than the second on a DDR, DDR2, or DDR3 stick.

All AMD CPU's have the pins on the CPU and the socket holes on the socket.
All Intel CPU's have flat contacts on the CPU and have the pins on the motherboard.
That wouldn't work T_T

As for the last one, if you know were to get it, it shouldn't screw up your computer x3
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Depends on the ram. Some DDR 2 Stick Ram (the real tiny thin kind) doesnt have those indentiations on the bottom.
My friend did the same thing and just pushed real hard and lost a stick to burning

CPU sockets, tho not compatible, will still be albe to "fit" in the socket if you press down the lever hard enough

I Just mean general porn from random websites
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I meant this notch:
http://www.intel.com/support/motherb...sb/img/ddr.jpg
You would have to force it in pretty hard to get that in if you put in in backwards. . . . .
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http://hacks1010.com/dcomp.htm
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That's really cool!
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