UK31337 is drunk again, so here goes...
I have in my room currently:
2x cans of Tennent's Lager
1x can of Carling (I'm currently drinking the other one)
1x bottle of Absinthe
1.5x bottles of vodka
3x cans Guinness
0.5x bottles of Tesco Value Brandy
3x bottles of white wine
1x bottle of Monty Python Holy Grail Ale (I drank the other one).
So yeah, you're all lightweights! I know somebody who literally managed this in one night, and I saw him do it:
1 litre of vodka
20x cans Stella Artois
2x double black After Shock
1x bottle American Budweiser
2x double Absinthe
and God only knows what else. He wasn't hungover at all, it was unreal.
Drink as much as you want. Regret it when you sober up. Never fails, just ensure ye olde liver still works fine, and you'll be fine!!!!!