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Old 07-03-2009, 09:42 PM   #1
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Default Dos Equis: The most interesting man

Here are some funny things I heard from the commercial.

*He once taught a German Shepard to bark in spanish.

*He never initiated a conversation about the weather even in a typhoon
*He once had an awkward situation just to feel what it's like to be in an awkward situation.

Here are some I made up with computer theme:

* He once disinfected a computer virus just by turn on the PC.
* Files undelete themselves on his command.
* He can write an assembly program using c++
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Old 07-03-2009, 10:38 PM   #2
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I hate those commercials with a passion.
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Old 07-03-2009, 10:59 PM   #3
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I hate those commercials with a passion.
Their hilarious!
The creator's are so... CREATIVE!!
They took a bunch of Chuck Norris Jokes and switched the name!
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:08 PM   #4
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LOL and yours are sorta like linus torvalds jokes.

Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.
Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence.
Linus can divide by zero.
Linus Torvalds runs Linux on his wristwatch and toster.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t receive error messages.
There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.
Linus Torvalds does not sleep. He hacks.
Linus surfs the web using nothing but netcat.
Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
Linus made the red pill.
Linus Torvalds didn’t learn from the University of Helsinki, the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.
Linus Torvalds once developed a programming language so good that it makes python look like punch cards.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to boot.
Linus is real, unless declared Integer.
Linus doesn’t push the flush toilet button. He simply says “make clean”.
Linus Torvalds has no dependencies.
Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.
Linus Torvalds sleeps with nunchucks.
Linus can enrich himself simply by chowning your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.
There are no man pages for Linus Torvalds, only god pages.
Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds… in his head.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t wear glasses anymore not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.
Linus Torvalds can use a nice level lower than -20.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to mount his drives.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t debug. His programs are always perfect.
Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t need backups. He just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.
Linus Torvalds is taking over the world. Microsoft is just a diversion so that no one would suspect a mild mannered Finnish programmer.
Linus Torvalds already has Linux 3.0. He is just keeping it to himself to build suspense.
Linus Torvalds didn’t design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.
People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
Linus need not worry about Microsoft patent crap, he simply do `sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null`.
Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
If you could read Linus Torvald’s mind, you’d find that his stream of conciousness is entirely in binary.
Linus scared A and B away, so they had to make C.
Linus only has 2 buttons on his keyboard ‘1′ and ‘0′
Linus’s kernel never panics.
Linus does not use the GCC, he writes binaries.
Linus Torvalds doesn't need a monitor. He reads a VGA cable with his finger.
Linus Torvalds learned to program, and the computer printed 'Hello World' all by itself.
Linus Torvalds sripts new programs in his head, then prints them out by creating punchcards with his teeth.
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Who is that guy?
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:12 PM   #6
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Who is that guy?
Linus Torvalds is the original creator of the Linux operating system.
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:40 PM   #7
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I meant the guy from Dos Equis
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:43 PM   #8
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Youtube it man.
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:59 PM   #9
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I know the commercials...but I want to know who the guy actually is.
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:00 AM   #10
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No one knows. They keep it hidden on purpose to further the advertising campaign.
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