Diets suxor

**iPwn** · 08-11-2011, 03:32 PM

So my wife has me doing this diet with her where you basically can't eat anything of flavor. I don't know the details of the diet, but everytime I go to eat something that's even half good, she interjects with "Oh noes, that's not healthy" or "That has too many calories"... I made a tortilla with a slice of cheese in the middle and salsa on it and that was too many calories... I've been demoted to eating lettuce with chicken and haven't had a soda for about two weeks now. Sandwiches? Only without bread...wth? Sigh... I'm only 20 lbs over my target weight and I have to eat this crap? She works in a weight loss medical center so I have to feel the wrath of her office shenanigans and eat these "Protein chips" or "Protein Meals"... anyways /rant

FlightSimBoy · 08-11-2011, 04:34 PM

Tell her to shove it. Seriously.

HAHA, no, don't do that.. Please...

But I wouldn't put up with that, I would personally just keep on eating what I wanted to eat and ignore all the healthy talk crap.

**iPwn** · 08-11-2011, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlightSimBoy

Tell her to shove it. Seriously.

HAHA, no, don't do that.. Please...

But I wouldn't put up with that, I would personally just keep on eating what I wanted to eat and ignore all the healthy talk crap.

I lol'd

I was 'cheating' by eating all the rest of the "crap food" (since I used to work @home) when she was at work, but the trash doesn't lie so I was taking out half bags of trash lol

FlightSimBoy · 08-11-2011, 04:43 PM

Funny stuff. I honestly don't know if I could handle someone breathing down my neck about how I eat, I'm every bit of 280 pounds.. But do I care? Not really.

Given, I do want to lose weight, but I found out awhile back I don't really have to change my eating habits.. At one point, I was up to 300, then I was down to 200 about four months later because I had a job that required me to be moving anywhere from 10 to 14 hours a night, but when I had that job, I ate more than usual to keep my energy up.

Tommy Boy · 08-12-2011, 09:58 PM

Keep yourself some junk food in your car or outside in the garage where she never goes or in your toolbox. Then when you get a hankerin' for some Doritos just say "hey honey, I'm going out to the garage for a little bit". That should solve your problem for a little while....lol

~Darkseeker~ · 08-13-2011, 05:15 AM

Cor, i feel for you bro.

any fast food joints on the way to work? lol

08-11-2011, 03:32 PM	#1
iPwn Site Team Join Date: May 2010 Location: United States Posts: 2,335	Diets suxor So my wife has me doing this diet with her where you basically can't eat anything of flavor. I don't know the details of the diet, but everytime I go to eat something that's even half good, she interjects with "Oh noes, that's not healthy" or "That has too many calories"... I made a tortilla with a slice of cheese in the middle and salsa on it and that was too many calories... I've been demoted to eating lettuce with chicken and haven't had a soda for about two weeks now. Sandwiches? Only without bread...wth? Sigh... I'm only 20 lbs over my target weight and I have to eat this crap? She works in a weight loss medical center so I have to feel the wrath of her office shenanigans and eat these "Protein chips" or "Protein Meals"... anyways /rant __________________ No rain - no raindbows

08-11-2011, 04:34 PM	#2
FlightSimBoy Fully Optimized Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,114	re: Diets suxor Tell her to shove it. Seriously. HAHA, no, don't do that.. Please... But I wouldn't put up with that, I would personally just keep on eating what I wanted to eat and ignore all the healthy talk crap. __________________ My Computer: eMachines T5226 - Intel Pentium D Dual Core @ 3 GHz - Diamond Viper Radeon HD3870 OC Edition with 1 GB GDDR3 VRAM - 4 GB PQi Turbo DDR2-533 RAM - Corsair 650W PSU with 52A on single rail - TSSTcorp DVD-DL+-RW combo drive - Lite-on 52x CD-RW burner - Creative SoundBlaster X-Fi XtremeGamer - Logitech z5300e speakers - WinFast TV Tuner - Vista Ultimate 64-Bit. eBay name: Flightsimboy304

08-11-2011, 04:43 PM	#4
FlightSimBoy Fully Optimized Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,114	re: Diets suxor Funny stuff. I honestly don't know if I could handle someone breathing down my neck about how I eat, I'm every bit of 280 pounds.. But do I care? Not really. Given, I do want to lose weight, but I found out awhile back I don't really have to change my eating habits.. At one point, I was up to 300, then I was down to 200 about four months later because I had a job that required me to be moving anywhere from 10 to 14 hours a night, but when I had that job, I ate more than usual to keep my energy up. __________________ My Computer: eMachines T5226 - Intel Pentium D Dual Core @ 3 GHz - Diamond Viper Radeon HD3870 OC Edition with 1 GB GDDR3 VRAM - 4 GB PQi Turbo DDR2-533 RAM - Corsair 650W PSU with 52A on single rail - TSSTcorp DVD-DL+-RW combo drive - Lite-on 52x CD-RW burner - Creative SoundBlaster X-Fi XtremeGamer - Logitech z5300e speakers - WinFast TV Tuner - Vista Ultimate 64-Bit. eBay name: Flightsimboy304

08-12-2011, 09:58 PM	#5
Tommy Boy Golden Master Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: USA Posts: 8,441	Re: Diets suxor Keep yourself some junk food in your car or outside in the garage where she never goes or in your toolbox. Then when you get a hankerin' for some Doritos just say "hey honey, I'm going out to the garage for a little bit". That should solve your problem for a little while....lol __________________ I'm subscribed to 1puglife on the youtube tv.

08-13-2011, 05:15 AM	#6
~Darkseeker~ Fully Optimized Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,974	Re: Diets suxor Cor, i feel for you bro. any fast food joints on the way to work? lol __________________ Customised Packard-Bell iPower:- AMD Athlon X2 4600+, 2GB DDR, 2x7600GT (SLI) Steam+XBL: ReincarnHATE925, Blizzard RealID: Ibanezjunkie94@hotmail.co.uk

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