Over a week ago I noticed that my back door was hard to open and close the deadbolt lock. I checked the jamb and found a small snail wedged in there. I picked it off and tossed it in the yard. Now my door is easier to lock.
A day or two later I'm having trouble with the door again and there's that darn snail again in the same spot. I picked it off, called him a little bugger and threw it as far as I can into my yard.
Today he's back in the same spot, making it hard for me again. WTF is his problem? I picked it again and this time I tossed him in the toilet and flushed him.
Let's see you come back you little bugger!