Ah hahaha; how do you know if I'm egotistic when you don't know who the Dandillions are?
The Dandillions are Lord Kalthorn's Company of Battle hardened men from Thalmor who lead the Imperial Legion; of whom he is Legionnaire of hence the Title.
The entire thing is a joke though
It was funnier than my old one. As for lover of a beautiful woman... that's for me to know and for you not too.
I've never thought people used Customer Support... its always pretty useless whoever you have. They are there merely to give you new bits when you determine something is broken.