Re: Cringe situations.
This one is true.... and very awkward..
In my young'er' (im still young ish I Hope!) and crazy'er' days. I met a girl while i was one night, one thing led to another etc etc and went back to hers. In the morning - after an early morning 'accident' had to go to a large supermarket near her (with an in store pharmacy) to get the morning after pill.
So im queuing in a que of about 5 people to speak to the nurse... (feeling awkward already) and the girl is in another aisle.. I get to the front of the queue (which seems to be full of old people - a few behind me as well) and whisper:
Me: ''I need to buy the pill''
Nurse: ''Sorry, what did you say?''
Me: *Repeats a little louder*
Nurse: ''I cant give you that let me get the doctor''
*Nurse shouts to doctor, doctor comes out*
Nurse quite loud: ''This man need to buy the morning after pill''
Doctor: ''Ok, whats the girls D.O.B, and GP's (doctor's) name''
Me: ''Uhmm I dont know''
Doctor: ''umm ok, whats her full name?''
Me: ''I Only know her first name''
*Goes BRIGHT RED, and hears people behind me talking*
Me: ''BRB'' *runs*
I went back to the girl, walked around for 15 minutes, and regained the heart to go get it.
I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.