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Old 03-02-2007, 01:02 PM   #1
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Talking Condoms

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:05 PM   #2
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Haha, I love the Nike.
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:08 PM   #3
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Ha ha
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duracell should be switched to energizer...

funny stuff!
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Lol good stuff.
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Old 03-02-2007, 02:31 PM   #6
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Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)
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Old 03-02-2007, 04:35 PM   #7
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lmao....I'd still buy em....lol
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Old 03-02-2007, 05:52 PM   #8
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Hehe, thats great!
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seen that before, great!
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It doesnt matter if they dont sell many polo condoms, they make a mint out of them anyway.... ahem lol.
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