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Old 04-14-2006, 12:18 AM   #1
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Any thing and every thing chuck norris goes here like i love the lines

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. Chuck Norris came first.

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Old 04-14-2006, 12:38 AM   #2
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Another thread that'll probally turn into spam.. ugh. :-/

I know your intentions were good man, but people are gonna spam the hell out of this.. all the same, I'll give everyone one site to read so maybe it'll hold off some spam..

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Old 04-14-2006, 01:35 AM   #3
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Old 04-14-2006, 01:58 AM   #4
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what with chuck noris why dose every one think he's the sh** bruce lee could take him anyday
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Old 04-14-2006, 02:12 AM   #5
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Anyhow, Chuck Norris was popular way before the time of most of the members here. I don't quite know who started the whole joke about Chuck Norris a while ago, but the fact is that it does and has gotten old..

All this thread would really become is spam unfortunately from other members just trying to get their post count higher.. which is in my opinion pointless and not really contributing to the community.

I myself can have a laugh or two about Chuck Norris.. because simply, some of the things said are quite ridiculous, but I think we should either lock this thread or let it die because it screams spam..
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Old 04-14-2006, 02:17 AM   #6
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man the chuck norris got old fast, and I totaly agree Baha
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Old 04-14-2006, 02:36 AM   #7
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you know honestly iv never been able to understand what is so funny about those Chuck Norris jokes anyway, then again iv never liked Chuck Norris because he is too much like Steven Sagal (sp) when it comes to his action.
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Old 04-14-2006, 03:08 AM   #8
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Why did Jack Bauer name his cat 'Chuck Norris'?

Because he's a pussy.

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Yeah I'm pretty sick of hearing about this chuck Norris why has he become some internet hero all of a sudden, his jokes arn't even funny, it's just dumb.
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I hate chuck norris and his 5 o'clock shadow too.
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Old 04-14-2006, 12:50 PM   #11
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Why did Jack Bauer name his cat 'Chuck Norris'?

Because he's a pussy.

ROFLMAO !!, that was good..i don't really care to much for the guy either.
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Chuck Norris' facts are hilarious... xD.
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the reason he is so funny is because he is ridiculous. he looks like a monkey, and like steven seagal, he thinks he is somewhat asian. i personally think chuck norris is hilarious, but steven seagal is funnier, though people neglect to acknowledge(sp?) that. for example:
all chuck norris does is be a 65-year old ass kicking machine who won some karate tourney, and now he plays in low budget movies.
steven seagal, however, trained in some asian country to learn some crappy form of karate and be bad at it, and for that he thinks hes asian, and he looks funny, and he also happens to look like a computer programmer i know. also, he runs really, really, really funny like. he flops his arms when he runs and his face gets all funny.

now, lets compare pics:

chuck norris lookin like a monkey
http://www.monkeyview.net/id/2470/de...uck_Norris.jpg

steven seagal lookin funny as ever:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...lr%3D%26sa%3DG

if you will notice, he looks incredibly asian in that pic. also, he was married to asian ladies, and almost all his kids have asian names. and he is allegedly buddhist. it just so happens that buddhism abhors(sp?) violence, and steven seagal loves to smack the foo out of people in his movies.
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They're both bad actors in my opinion
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Anyhow, Chuck Norris was popular way before the time of most of the members here. I don't quite know who started the whole joke about Chuck Norris a while ago, but the fact is that it does and has gotten old..

All this thread would really become is spam unfortunately from other members just trying to get their post count higher.. which is in my opinion pointless and not really contributing to the community.

I myself can have a laugh or two about Chuck Norris.. because simply, some of the things said are quite ridiculous, but I think we should either lock this thread or let it die because it screams spam..
Stop getting down on every thread... if you dont like it, dont post.. simple

and how can you say that when you dont even give it a chance.. people like you are why things go off topic

anyway

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

lol ^^... anyone found the nasa one that always cracked me up
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In a computer context:

"Chuck Norris does not use a web server. His beard serves HTTP."
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hahahah chuck norris and his monkey beard 8X
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