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Old 04-20-2006, 10:02 PM   #1
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How many members of the Bush administration does it
take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have
a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton
for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light
Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book
documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies about
how George has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all
along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the
country.
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makes me ROFL... not...
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haha, I read them all but I read the first one and was on the floor haah
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LOLOLOL nice
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Old 04-20-2006, 10:13 PM   #5
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As much as I hate and disagree with the Bush administration, they are gettin shit done. reguardless of how much, its more then whoever wrote that does.

I say give Bush a break, because us making fun of him, does absolutly no good. Let him finish up his term, and get the hell out.
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As much as I hate and disagree with the Bush administration, they are gettin shit done. reguardless of how much, its more then whoever wrote that does.

I say give Bush a break, because us making fun of him, does absolutly no good. Let him finish up his term, and get the hell out.
EXACTLY COULD NOT AGREE MORE! LAY OFF OF BUSH!!!!!!
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Old 04-20-2006, 10:32 PM   #7
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Closed, as I did some research on this guy.

I cant prove anything, but if hummerhummer.co posts anymore. Just stay clear, and Pm me. Thanks all
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