pffft. That's nothing!
If you want instant results, mind you this isn't for the weak hearted. Get a knife, preferably a rather sharp, small knife. SOmethign along the lines of a pearing knife or a pocket knife. Take that, cut the skin open a little, look under it. If you see some egss, well, get the rubbing alcohol and porr it in! It'll sting like a ***insert word here*** and yeah. But, your problem will be solved. But remember: no pain...no gain.