Tech support: I am calling for John Smith, is he available?
Customer: No, not at the moment...
Tech: Ok, when would be a good time to call back?
Customer: To tell you the truth, John Smith Died 9 Years ago...
Tech: Oh... I am sorry to hear that. The problem must have been really bad...
Customer: Is this a prank call? you dont need to be talking about my grandfather like that.
Tech: No, no, not a prank call. This is Microsoft Tech support, and we recieved a call about a windows 3 computer problem.
Customer: Oh, THAT computer, that actually caused the, ah, death. He tried to fix something in the power supply, and got a little jolt... He already had heart problems, so it didnt go over well...
The computer works now, so thanks anyway!