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Old 02-11-2005, 03:06 PM   #31
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It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears

The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la....
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Old 02-11-2005, 05:02 PM   #32
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LMAO LK and his songs are back
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Old 02-11-2005, 05:47 PM   #33
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Can't beat the Chicken Song. Or the Batty Rap.
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Old 02-11-2005, 07:14 PM   #34
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Did you make that up?
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Nah; its the Chicken Song from the 80s.
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Old 02-12-2005, 12:31 AM   #36
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wow the 80s sucked
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yes i dunno why LKs into ferngully I though it was corny
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Haha; its a funny Film!

THE BAT IS CALLED BATTY! AND HE SINGS THE BATTY RAP!
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Mine is obviously the best!

Everyone likes Legend of Zelda!
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I've never worked out why its called The Legends of Zelda when its about somebody else.

And however much he rescues her - does she put out! No! Its just not nice. Next game she's be captured, and he'll not do a thing.
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