Originally Posted by joxley1990
Haha they're good! So true!
True my ass, most people have violated those rules, and if anyone realyl wants I can name situations when i violated them all (or most)
* Your a*se is never a factor in a job interview.
-Guess you havn't been interviewed to be a adult model
* Your orgasms are real. Always.
* Your last name stays put.
-Not if I get married, and some guys loose their last names, and some people change them.
* The garage is all yours.
-Typically but not always
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Where's the money coming from?
* You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
-Even when the other person has HIV or something?