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Old 02-27-2007, 07:35 AM   #1
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This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..."

Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!"

She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

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A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best sex he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, "How about my money," the koala looked confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it said...PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money.

So in response the koala turn to the definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: Eats bush and leaves.
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:39 AM   #2
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Oldies, but still funny
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:40 AM   #3
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Lmao, I had a mouse full of sandwich when I was reading them!
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:41 AM   #4
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What ya doing with a mouse? I think all that alcohol over the weekend has fried ya brain
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:43 AM   #5
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haha rofl, i mean mouth lmao
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Oldies, but still funny
Pffft feeling old today, leave me alone to my reminiscing
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lol "eats bush and leaves"
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