B&Q eviction

[Raffaz]

I went to B&Q the other day with the missus and she had a cig outside while i went in for a wander.Within 2 minutes i was thrown out so obviously pleased she asked me what had happened so i tried to explain.I said its quite simple i was wandering in the garden bit and some fella came up to me and said "Do you want decking?" So i chinned him!!

Poor joke lol, oh and B&Q is a UK DIY chain

 

[The Sheep]

lol, was he tooled up?