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Old 02-18-2007, 03:49 PM   #1
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k everyone can post there jokes here.i think it would be cool if a lot of people submited jokes so we can make it a sticky and our jokes will last forever!!


A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
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