So I just heard that Anna Nicole Smith died... how did I hear about it? BECAUSE IT'S ON EVERY ****ING CHANNEL THAT'S WHY!! Seriously, I was watching Cnn and suddenly in great big bright letters flash "BREAKING NEWS!! with dramatic music. I about fell out of my chair thinking "holy ****!! It's them damn terrorists again!! They must've nuked New York! Or maybe we're invading Iran!! Whatever it is it must be horribly bad to garner this much attention!"
Well it was far from the case... instead of a national emergency, it just turns out that some dumb blonde texan, gold digging, druggy bimbo died.
I cannot believe how much coverage they are giving this ****ing junkie... you would think that a national hero had died.
They're showing "highlights" of her life and let me tell you, it's nothing to be proud of. When she's not as big as a house stuffing entire cows down in her mouth, she's babbling some strange drug induced jibba jabba and basically making an ass out of herself.
I have to admit, back in her day she was prime spanking material for me when I was a horny high school kid, but that's where her legacy ends as far as I'm concerned.
I don't think I've seen this much news coverage since 911, it's freaking ridiculous.
Wow I have just suddenly lost interest in this in mid rant... I have no desire continuing on with this. I'm done.
Hopefully the media will do the same soon.