some of you guys are pretty sad, arguing about how soon the pizza man can get to your house as compared to the hospital. these jokes have been around for centuries... and if you haven't heard them before, sumn's wrong... get creative and come up w/ something new, like
Only in America can a person have three or four computers in their home and not know how to use them
Only in America can a person have a couple of dells (no offence), but none of them work at any given time...
just a suggestion.
sorry if i came off too strong, but that's just me
btw, i'm watching you, cm...