Lord Kalthorn: Hello, my Name's Tiberius Kalhtorn. When I'm not thinking about Microsoft or Luckyduck or David's firm Buttocks, I can't get Computer Forums out of my head. I... I am Addicted to Seiephsahol.
Patronising Old Woman: Thankyou your Lordship, the first thing it admitting it.
Lord Kalthorn: Yey! How cool is that Avatar!
Patronising Old Woman: Please sit down, you're making a scene
A Knight is sworn to Honour. His heart knows only Virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the Weak. His word speaks only truth. His wrath undoes the Wicked.