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Old 01-27-2007, 06:59 AM   #1
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5 most important questions in the world:

This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to the 5 most
important questions in the world:

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Now, you know everything you need to know!
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Old 01-27-2007, 07:12 AM   #2
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LOL alot there i really need to know
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Old 01-27-2007, 07:17 AM   #3
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Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
ROFL. They where all good but this one was by far the best.
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Old 01-27-2007, 07:44 AM   #4
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the last 3 were great!
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Old 01-27-2007, 08:59 AM   #5
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ummm i'm a guy and i rub my eyes when i wake up.... am i not normal???
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ummm i'm a guy and i rub my eyes when i wake up.... am i not normal???
did you just admit to not having balls?


hahaha im just messin man....
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ummm i'm a guy and i rub my eyes when i wake up.... am i not normal???
GASP!

Haha, those were all hella funny. Good ones.
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