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Old 12-09-2006, 08:57 AM   #1
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Talking 22 Things Not To Say To A Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

5. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

8. Bad cop! No donut!

9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

10. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

11. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?

12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

14. I pay your salary!

15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

16. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.

22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:54 AM   #2
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ahaha lol
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:56 AM   #3
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I like the, "I pay your salary" line.
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Old 12-09-2006, 10:47 AM   #4
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I like "you're not going to search the trunk, are you?" thats something you can say, and not get in trouble for..But im sure you would be there a whole lot longer. As for "I pay your salary" he can be a bitch and do watver more hee wants.
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:35 AM   #5
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Haha, that was hilarious. :-p

Well, as some of you know, I'm studying law enforcement and in a few short years I hope to become a police officer in the NYPD myself.

You should never bad talk a police officer because the fact is, so many people break laws on the road daily, without knowing. For example, if you have anything hanging from your rear view mirror, it is an obstruction of sight. Therefore, you can get a ticket for that. If you have any blown lights / blinkers, you can get a ticket. Tinted windows past a certain degree, you can get a ticket. Even if your tires don't have the right amount of air, you can get a ticket. I'd rather respect every police officer in a traffic stop, then walk away with many many fines.
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Haha, that was hilarious. :-p

Well, as some of you know, I'm studying law enforcement and in a few short years I hope to become a police officer in the NYPD myself.

You should never bad talk a police officer because the fact is, so many people break laws on the road daily, without knowing. For example, if you have anything hanging from your rear view mirror, it is an obstruction of sight. Therefore, you can get a ticket for that. If you have any blown lights / blinkers, you can get a ticket. Tinted windows past a certain degree, you can get a ticket. Even if your tires don't have the right amount of air, you can get a ticket. I'd rather respect every police officer in a traffic stop, then walk away with many many fines.
Especially don't bad mouth an American cop cause they will tazer you and not think twice about it.
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Old 12-09-2006, 03:31 PM   #7
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Haha, that was hilarious. :-p

Well, as some of you know, I'm studying law enforcement and in a few short years I hope to become a police officer in the NYPD myself.

You should never bad talk a police officer because the fact is, so many people break laws on the road daily, without knowing. For example, if you have anything hanging from your rear view mirror, it is an obstruction of sight. Therefore, you can get a ticket for that. If you have any blown lights / blinkers, you can get a ticket. Tinted windows past a certain degree, you can get a ticket. Even if your tires don't have the right amount of air, you can get a ticket. I'd rather respect every police officer in a traffic stop, then walk away with many many fines.
Yeah, but this is just a joke.
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Old 12-09-2006, 04:32 PM   #8
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Old 12-09-2006, 05:31 PM   #9
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lol
Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS? those two are so hilarious!!!!!!!!!
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I've seen cops do that, guy becomes an ass to them so instead of ending up a speeding ticket they get a bunch of "fix it tickets"
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