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Old 12-19-2006, 05:06 AM   #1
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Default 21 things to say at Xmas

21 things you can say at Christmas and get away with it!!!

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

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Old 12-19-2006, 05:40 AM   #2
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ewww lmao!!
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Old 12-19-2006, 06:33 AM   #3
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Wow!where did you find this?
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:38 AM   #4
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Lol... nice find.
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Haha, nice
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Good one
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nice one
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Whoa, that's funny. I like the first one. Is it just me or does a picture of a woman come to mind?
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Quote:
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Whoa, that's funny. I like the first one. Is it just me or does a picture of a woman come to mind?
It's not just you....lol
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Hahahah, funny stuff.
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